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Hello and welcome to our website. Here you will find the most capable and efficient arms dealers anywhere on the planet.

Look through our listings to find the right arms dealer for you and use our website to contact your chosen weapons provider.

Our arms dealers can provide you with conventional, chemical or nuclear weapons (although not every dealer can supply every weapon).

Please only contact one of our dealers – if you contact more than one then they will find out, get jealous, kill you and then kill each other. Make sure you have selected the correct dealer before you contact them.

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